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A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man.is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.In 1998 he went on tour and recorded a comedy special, titled I'm Telling You for the Last Time.The process of developing and performing new material at clubs around the world was chronicled in a 2002 documentary, Comedian, which also featured fellow comic Orny Adams and was directed by Christian Charles.In May 1981, Seinfeld made a successful appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, impressing Carson and the audience and leading to frequent appearances on that show and others, including Late Night with David Letterman.
Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. ” ― Jerry Seinfeld “A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” ― Jerry Seinfeld “Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?
To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures?
Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.” ― Jerry Seinfeld “Why do people give each other flowers? Have this deceased squirrel.” ― Jerry Seinfeld “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.” ― Jerry Seinfeld “You know you really need some help.
You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.” ― Jerry Seinfeld “Life is truly a ride. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go.